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FauxDP — yes, I’m the great pretender

daisypuke | lloydbradford@hotmail.co.uk | IP: 86.1.186.97

Species: Troll
Sub-species: Impostor Troll

This troll has been impersonating “Daisy Puke”, a legitimate and respected radfem blogger around these parts for the last few weeks. He seems so obsessed with Daisy, that he even set up a blog in her name. Not that it has anything of intellect other than hate speech directed personally and generally towards females. *Yawn* Originality is not his strong suit either.

I will give him a ‘thank you’ for trolling here though, mainly because it saved me precious minutes of my day to pick up his details (rather than having to go look for them).

I would also diagnose that FauxDP is a lonely attention-seeker, and trolled here in order to get noticed (mainly because most of the radfem bloggers have already blocked him).

FauxDP, you’ve now had your allotted 15 seconds* of fame, now be a good little troll; back under your bridge for you, and quietly and discretely implode (back into the obscurity and patheticness from whence you came).

*15 seconds is the maximum allotted fame time in the radfem blogosphere. Minutes would be a mind-numbingly, braincell-annihilating affair.

*EDIT*
I was so bored by this troll, I needed something to brighten my day. For your enjoyment I give you the classic version of the song in the YouTube below, lyrics underneath.

Oh-oh, yes I’m the great pretender
Pretending that I’m doing well
My need is such I pretend too much
I’m lonely but no one can tell

Oh-oh, yes I’m the great pretender
Adrift in a world of my own
I’ve played the game but to my real shame
You’ve left me to dream all alone

Too real is this feeling of make-believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can’t conceal

[Oh-oh] yes I’m the great pretender
Just laughin’ and gay like a clown
I seem to be what I’m not, you see
I’m wearin’ my heart like a crown
Pretending that you’re still around

Too real is this feeling of make-believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can’t conceal

[Oh-oh] yes I’m the great pretender
Just laughin’ and gay like a clown
I seem to be what I’m not, you see
I’m wearin’ my heart like a crown
Pretending that you’re still around [still around]

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